Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Completely Ruined by Cabbage

Do you like stories where kids are polite and use manners and animals don’t talk? If so, this book is not “just right” for you. You should probably put it back on the shelf. Because this book has farts. And talking bears. And every bowl of porridge is equally hot because the Bear family literally just left the house so there’s no way the medium-sized bowl is somehow COLDER than a small bowl! So if you like prim and proper, this book is SO not for you. But if you like silly laughs about stinky things and funny bears—ENJOY! Bonus - the author and publisher are local!